Tom 'Chebs' Armer

Age: 24 Position: Wing/Centre Weight: 94KG Nationality: British

TV's Tom Armer has been a 1st XV regular for two seasons now. When he's not bleeding from his face, Tom takes AWESOME place kicks for the 1st team and scores the odd try. He's currently in Manchester working as a PR monkey, but we expect him to wear the RHino shirt a few times this season.... FITTY

‘Hollywood Dave’ Afreh

Age: 21 Position: Wing Weight: 100KG Nationality: British

‘Be Afreh, Be Very Afreh’. Dave has impressed all his peers and coaching staff alike with his fast change of pace, gaining yards at will and charging down opposition defences. Dave has a fetish for pin badges, man bags and can often be seen working his magic on unsuspecting young ladies. Destined for good things before he leaves for the bright lights of Broadway (street, Leeds, Yorkshire, YK1). “Hooray for Hollywood”