Alan 'the negotiator' Cooper

Age: 33 Position: Fly Half/Full Back Weight: 86KG Nationality: Kiwi

Coops is an inspirational leader and probably one of the most successful Rhinos ever. He captained the 1st XV to consecutive promotions during the clubs infamous BACK2BACK era and represented Middlesex County on several occasions in the past few years. Likes making people drink triple rums, so avoid standing next to him at the bar. But if you do bump into him, ask him what he thinks of Enfield and see what happens..

Derick Cordy

Age: 30 Position: Prop Weight: 105KG Nationality: South African

Jesus walks amongst us...his likes are Guinness, beards and handbags... his dislike is training. One of the most destructive runners in the club. If you’re unlucky enough to play against him, you’ll remember it for some time. Has represented Middlesex County and infamously (and stupidly) tried to bring his girlfriend on the 2nd tour to Rugby.

Nick Critchlow

Role: Club Chairman Nationality: British

Mr nick has been chairman of the club for many years and has resided over the Rhinos most successful period in its history. In addition, Mr Nick has played more games for the Rhinos than any other player and still regularly turns out for the vets. He generously brought 6 nurses to end of season dinner. Leg-end.