Mark Gibson

Age: 29 Position: Winger Weight: 82KG Nationality: Aussie

Gibbo is an excellent man to have in your team, even though he is an Aussie. He’s a fantastic team player who also owns the best pair of 'nuthuggers' ever seen. Ask him nicely and he'll show you. He’s also represented his country at Ice Hockey, but says the experience wasn’t as emotional as pulling on a Rhino shirt.

Mark Gathaiya

Age:26 Position: back-row Weight: 85KG Nationality: Kenyan

The Dreaded Destroyer has played in Holland (so ladies, he loves to go Dutch), is a big fan of contact and with the added ability of being a forward who can actually pass; he adds another scrum half to the Badger Sett during matches. Lenny Kravitz, Edgar Davids and Predator have all been said to have modelled themselves on this slick style guru.

Tom 'Glamour' Gray

Age: 26 Position: Centre Weight: 84KG Nationality: British

Many call him the English Dan Carter, but Tom's too nice to let something like that upset him. 'Glamour' usually scores all of our points in most of our games, so he's a bit of a selfish fooker really. Guess that's what happens when you play too much representative rugby. His favourite thing is a quiet Saturday night in his lounge. FITTY.

Rob Gold

Age: 23 Position: Back-row Weight: 93KG Nationality: British

Robbie Williams' Number 1. Fan. Rob's made an immediate impact at the club since joining in the summer and is already established in the 1st XV. Prior to being a Rhino, Gold slummed it in National 3 North for Fylde RFC. Oh, and he's also a ginge.

Nick Goode

Age: 25 Position: Backrow Weight: 85KG Nationality: British

One question: just how Goode is he? Well, the answer’s VERY. This new Rhino plays in the back row and he LIKES tackling. And he’s not even a Kiwi. His first season in the mighty green, red and white of Haringey RFC was an awesome one.