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Michael Hasse

Age: 28 Position:Back Row Weight: 90KG Nationality: South African

Don't hassle the Hasse. He's a ferocious tackling back row player from South Africa. A first team ever-present, he's been a Rhino on and off the pitch for many years. Big Hitter.

     
 

Patrick 'the Postman' Hawkes

Age: 26 Position: Back Row Weight: 89KG Nationality: British

Chris Martin from Coldplay’s evil twin, the Postman used to be a winger before he found his feet at the back of the scrum. Now an established 1st XV, he’s believed to know the true identity of the Haringey Rugby Tour phantom sh!tter. And rumour has it he owns one t-shirt without a hole in it. Oh and he's also a ginge.

     
     
 

Jason ‘Fashion’ Healey

Age: 25 Position: No. 8 Weight: 91KG Nationality: British

The new 1st XV and Club captain had a cracking season last year until he received a nasty thumb injury. 'Nursed' a big hangover after the end of season club dinner thanks to Critchlow.

     
     
 

Cameron 'In-ter-es-ting' Howson

Age: 20 Position: Second Row Weight: 91KG Nationality: Kiwi

Potentially a future 1st XV captain. But then he could also potentially be a fighter pilot. Or a Fireman. One thing's for sure though, this strapping young lad has got it all. Power. Pace. Passion. Patter for the ladies. No wonder this popular RHino has been a 1st team regular for 3 seasons now. Cammy also has a strong grasp of Polish, which has come in handy for chatting up girls and placating doormen...

     
     
 

Jason ‘the ace’ Hill

Age: 28 Position: Fly Half Weight: 82KG Nationality: South African

Hilldo is another one of the club’s South African contingent. With a fair boot on him, he likes a beer almost as much as his workouts and played plenty of 1st and 2nd XV rugby in 2004/2005. He famously got fired on his first day with Easyjet, but still has the orange shirt.

     
     
 

Paul Hopkins (Welsh Paul)

Age: 30 Position: Winger Weight: 80KG Nationality: Welsh

Welshy holds the title for Fattest Lip in 2005, courtesy of some Czech bloke he met on the Praha tour. Improving year on year, he’s also getting the hang of this rugby thing and even managed to bag a few tries last season.

     
     
 

Tim ‘Touchin’ Hutchins

Age: 32 Position: Back Row Weight: 85KG Nationality: British

Touchin's been a devoted Rhino for 6 years and is the communications officer for the club. His passion for the Rhinos can only be matched by the size of his johnson, his self styled nickname 'Fabio' only adds to his mystique. Oh, and he also plays rugby and is very good at it too, big things in store this season. If you see him, touch him!