Matt 'Easy' Pert

Age: 26 Position: Fly Half Weight: 79KG Nationality: British

The only touring Rhino not to make it back from Prague on time. Top 2's and 3's player who's also on the after dinner speaking circuit - many are already calling him 'the new George Best'. Christ knows why.

Tom Pert

Age: 28 Position: Fullback Weight: 90KG Nationality: British

RUIN IT! Tom’s a shy, retiring type of person without an opinion. The ex-Saracens player is a Rhino vet at the grand old age of 28, having been a 1st XV player for the best part of 8 seasons. Due to work commitments, he has a habit of turning up to play games without having gone to bed first, but still always has the gas out wide. He also fell asleep in a bar once. Or was it twice?

Matt Peterson

Age: 27 Position: Wing Weight: 80KG Nationality: British

Matt had a cracking first season for the club, getting on the score sheet for both the 1's and the 2's. He's one of the toughest tacklers at the club and his favourite colour is orange.

Jim 'GOLD' Plunkett

Age: 28 Position: Winger Weight: 85KG Nationality: Aussie

Injured for the best part of last season, Gold likes nothing more than to ‘smash ya!’ When he’s firing on all cylinders, he’s one of the biggest hitters at the club. How many times have we got to tell you Jim? You’re not playing Aussie rules now…